So many titles, so little time

I stole this from my donation page for the LHH 10K (http://runlhh.kintera.org/elgreg). I just can't believe how many of these they put on there. My mom pointed out that one of the options is "Bishop and Mr." I didn't know there were female bishops... or maybe it's for gay married bishops. Either way, I really should have run as an Admiral.
AdmiralAmbass. & Mrs.AmbassadorBGENBishopBishop and Mr.Bishop and Mrs.Brotherc/oCantorCantor and Mr.Cantor and Mrs.Capt.Capt. and Mrs.CDRCdr.Chap.Chaplain & Mrs.Cmdr.CMSGTCol.Col. and Mrs.CommissionerCWO4DeaconDr.Dr. & Rev.Dr. and Dr.Dr. and Mr.Dr. and Mrs.Dr. and Ms.Dr. and Rev.Drs.ElderEstate ofFatherFr.GeneralH.R.H.Hon.JudgeLt.Lt. Cmdr.Lt. Col.MajorMessrs.MissMonsignorMotherMr.Mr. and Mrs.Mr. and Ms.Mrs.Ms.MSG.Mss.Prof.Prof. and Mr.Prof. and Mrs.Prof. and Ms.RabbiRabbi and Mr.Rabbi and Mrs.Rep.Rev.Rev. and Mr.Rev. and Mrs.Rev. Dr.Rev. Dr. & Mrs.Rt. Rev.Rt. Rev. & Mr.Rt. Rev. & Mrs.SenatorSenator & Mrs.Sgt.SisterSr.TheThe Hon.The Hon. & Mr.The Hon. & Mrs.The Rev. Deacon
Here's the full list (ridiculous):
Admiral, Ambass. & Mrs., Ambassador, BGEN, Bishop, Bishop and Mr., Bishop and Mrs., Brother, c/o, Cantor, Cantor and Mr., Cantor and Mrs., Capt., Capt. and Mrs., CDR, Cdr., Chap., Chaplain & Mrs., Cmdr., CMSGT, Col., Col. and Mrs., Commissioner, CWO4, Deacon, Dr., Dr. & Rev., Dr. and Dr., Dr. and Mr., Dr. and Mrs., Dr. and Ms., Dr. and Rev., Drs., Elder, Estate of, Father, Fr., General, H.R.H., Hon., Judge, Lt., Lt. Cmdr., Lt. Col., Major, Messrs., Miss, Monsignor, Mother, Mr.' selecte, Mr. and Mrs., Mr. and Ms., Mrs., Ms., MSG., Mss., Prof., Prof. and Mr., Prof. and Mrs., Prof. and Ms., Rabbi, Rabbi and Mr., Rabbi and Mrs., Rep., Rev., Rev. and Mr., Rev. and Mrs., Rev. Dr., Rev. Dr. & Mrs., Rt. Rev., Rt. Rev. & Mr., Rt. Rev. & Mrs., Senator, Senator & Mrs., Sgt., Sister, Sr., The, The Hon., The Hon. & Mr., The Hon. & Mrs., The Rev. Deacon